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Um I'm Stump!
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| Stumpy |
Posted on 27-07-2011 01:52
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Joined: 27/07/2011 01:11
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My CSS life began 5 long years ago when my father, a 200 ft Sequoia, was murdered by a logging company. With my father gone I had no one to protect me. When the company began digging me out of my mother, Earth, I thought my life was brought to a sudden end. They piled my brothers and myself on the back of a truck and took us captive. We traveled about 42 miles and they dumped us at the end of a long dirt road. Eventually after laying with my brothers for a year, waiting for the day we became infested with termites, another truck appeared down the road. As it approached he turned and backed up to us. After searching through our pile he stepped back as if to judge us. We thought he was looking for just another stump to turn into a table. Boy were we wrong. Again the man approached us and decided on two of us, loaded us up, and began to pull away. Now down to only 1 brother, the rest left with death, we rode onto a paved road where it seemed we left the forest behind. Beautiful houses that looked as if they were built from my ancestors appeared all around us. The only brother I had left was so excited he just couldnt sit still. The man driving us to our unknown destination began to slow down, and came to a complete stop in front of one of my ancestors. A man came outside and grabbed my brother and took him inside. That's the last I saw of my brother. Haven't heard from him since. Now the driver has already began to head to the last destination. We pulled up to the most beautiful looking Red Oak I have ever seen. The driver then picked me up and set me back on my mother Earth. He then walked towards the door and said, "This is your home, you're gonna love it here." He then walked me inside and showed me his amazing computers and told me that I could play on them whenever I wanted. When he said that I looked straight at him and said, "I love CSS, my father always talked to me about how these "humans" played a game where you shoot people to death. I always wanted to become one of these "players" and to follow my dream, I will kill every counter-terrorist that stands in my way." So here I am Dogz. If you wanna get in my way I will shit on your face. |
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| Sniper Jesus |
Posted on 27-07-2011 02:51
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Joined: 06/04/2011 20:48
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that explains alot........just proves you were dropped as a kid..........but its about fucking time you joined the forums, welcome |
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| pretzel |
Posted on 29-07-2011 03:50
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Fusioneer
Posts: 1091
Joined: 31/08/2008 03:15
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stumpy I've never once talked to your or sseen you in our servers. But I just wanted to introduce myself as your new best friend. Your literary talents are superfluous and I thoroughly enjoyed your introduction. Now as a mandatory homework assignment we require an exactly 100 word narrative on your favorite desk shape.
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| lettuce |
Posted on 31-07-2011 20:20
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Joined: 30/08/2009 19:33
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^^ What he said. |
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| Stumpy |
Posted on 01-08-2011 00:50
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Posts: 130
Joined: 27/07/2011 01:11
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Because many people do not have the luxury of having a game room, a desk would have to be compatible with pretty much any room. Personally I prefer bigger desks like the "L-shape" desk, which has a 90 degree turn to fit tightly into the corner of a room. This desk allows me to store any utensils I may need, my computer and accessories, television, surround sound, a lamp, and even my eyeglass cleaner. Allow me to also mention that with a "L-shape" desk there's twice as much desktop space for my girlfriend to bend over and lay her bare... |
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| A Really Nice Girl |
Posted on 01-08-2011 01:04
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Posts: 389
Joined: 31/07/2011 01:51
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I have an L shaped desk.... and I also appreciate its many functions lol ;) |
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| pretzel |
Posted on 01-08-2011 01:08
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Fusioneer
Posts: 1091
Joined: 31/08/2008 03:15
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Stumpy I'd like to formally welcome you into the pretzel circle of friends. It's like Mensa but smarter and we have way better snacks.
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| Stumpy |
Posted on 01-08-2011 01:16
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Posts: 130
Joined: 27/07/2011 01:11
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Does this mean I really have to play with you from now on? I honestly don't think it'll be that bad after you coming to the reverse turbo. You do seem to be a really nice girl. But again to be honest, I'm interested in ladies 18-24ish , basically around my age.
And to Pretzel, I usually have the munchies and by usually I mean when I'm awake. But nonetheless I would be honored to join your circle and accept your snacks. |
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| A Really Nice Girl |
Posted on 01-08-2011 02:00
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Senior Member
Posts: 389
Joined: 31/07/2011 01:51
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I did not realize this was a dating service :P Dammit!
Hey im A Really Nice Girl... I like long walks on the beach, and snuggling by the fire... blah blah blah blah.... *while he is distracted pulls out knife* Got cha bitch
Edited by A Really Nice Girl on 01-08-2011 02:22
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