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What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time?
terrowrist
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Posted on 17-03-2015 12:02
"An neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge!"
"Nobody really knows what they're doing. We're all just trying to figure out what makes us happy."
 
No pancake mix
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Posted on 17-03-2015 12:17
Man and here I was expecting the punchline to be your genitals Grin
 
terrowrist
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Posted on 17-03-2015 13:39
No pancake mix wrote:

Man and here I was expecting the punchline to be your genitals Grin


What's a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.
"Nobody really knows what they're doing. We're all just trying to figure out what makes us happy."
 
No pancake mix
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Posted on 17-03-2015 13:52
What's really wet and can smell like fish?
The ocean.
 
terrowrist
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Posted on 17-03-2015 19:43
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
"Nobody really knows what they're doing. We're all just trying to figure out what makes us happy."
 
badseed
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Posted on 18-03-2015 07:14
What do you say to scare off a bee?
"BOO BEE"
 
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