I'll make this short and sweet. I was every bit the asshat that I was accused of being, so I can't really dispute my original ban. My apologies for the irritation I'm sure that I caused. The original appeal(s) was on page 11ish, for reference.
So, I guess I'm asking more for forgiveness/second chance than really appealing my ban. If that's not an option, I completely understand.
The Juices, what can you say for yourself in regards that this WILL NOT happen again if you were to be unbanned? I don't know you that well, but judging by your previous unban requests, I'm not very impressed with your track record. This one has a much nicer tone to it and I can appreciate that.
But what insurance do I have that you won't be a problem after being unbanned? Not trying to ruffle your feathers, just explain please.