Have you...
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Stumpy |
Posted on 18-01-2013 17:55
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...ever had to use the bathroom so bad that you straight up ran to the toilet only to have your zipper stuck in the up position under the flap of your pants that covers the zipper? Yea......
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badseed |
Posted on 18-01-2013 19:35
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That's why us Mainer's all carry pocket knives! Whip it out and pry the damn zipper down. |
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ohyesidid |
Posted on 18-01-2013 21:08
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Who doesnt carry a pocket knife! I wouldnt leave the house without my 4" serrated blade Winchester pocket knife! Ahahahaha.
Where's BOB??????
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Stumpy |
Posted on 18-01-2013 21:15
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Well I always have my Gerber with me, but I don't like ruining a nice pair of pants. Just suck in as much fat as you can wiggle out of them. Was just curious if anyone has felt this pain lol!
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Evil_Zodiac |
Posted on 18-01-2013 23:08
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thats when you straight up just superman those mf'r ....you grip each side of that zipper and RIP! SHOW THE S ! SHOW THE S!!!!
"Hey!, Hey! I'm Gonna Have To Ask You To Go Fuck Yourself!!!"- [*DoGz*] Evil_Zodiac
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terrowrist |
Posted on 18-01-2013 23:19
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Just don't cut off your wee wee.
"Nobody really knows what they're doing. We're all just trying to figure out what makes us happy."
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jarhead |
Posted on 19-01-2013 10:53
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Good lord - yes - the pain and panic at my age the bladder tends not to wait!
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A Really Nice Girl |
Posted on 19-01-2013 17:15
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Thats why you just dont do UP your zipper.... ever lol jk |
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ohyesidid |
Posted on 19-01-2013 20:56
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Just get yourself a pair of Pajama Jeans, jean look with no zipper! problem solved for the zipper challenged! ahahahahaha.
Where's BOB??????
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terrowrist |
Posted on 19-01-2013 23:29
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Wear something that has a button and not zipper. Do they sell them?
"Nobody really knows what they're doing. We're all just trying to figure out what makes us happy."
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jarhead |
Posted on 20-01-2013 02:48
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Yes - they still make 501 Jeans? LOL!
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ohyesidid |
Posted on 20-01-2013 12:37
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Pajama jeans have neither buttons or zippers! Just pull them up or down! ahahaha
Where's BOB??????
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Stumpy |
Posted on 20-01-2013 17:32
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Now you've gotten me interested! Anyone have a link to a site selling them? Would be much appreciated!!
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jarhead |
Posted on 20-01-2013 18:21
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http://www.walmar...s/16487101
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http://thestir.ca...ns_for_men
Stumpy wrote:
Now you've gotten me interested! Anyone have a link to a site selling them? Would be much appreciated!!
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