LOL driving a fuckin scissor-lift from his jobsite to buy beer. not to mention he's sitting on 2 30-packs and resisting. But seriously that first link was great just because he calls the cops, tells them his wife hit him over the head with a bong, not to mention he's smoking a joint while telling the cop this. I only watch the shopping cart one up til the cop says, "what the fuck?" lolololol...