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Your Favorite Chuck Norris Joke
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| Batty |
Posted on 10-03-2011 14:13
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We haven't had a useless ongoing thread in a long time, so how about this! I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about Chuck Norris Jokes.
What's your favorite?
Mine is "They once named a street after Chuck Norris. But they had to change it because no one wanted to 'cross' Chuck Norris"
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| CronicBob |
Posted on 10-03-2011 17:48
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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands...now they are just "The Islands" |
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| Kensei |
Posted on 10-03-2011 19:07
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"Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through sand"
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... He waits"
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
"A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris."
... Yeah, I posted 4 of them, but every one is my favourite!
Kensei
I fight with flare, not forethought, sir...
You guys are just BEGGING to face the Moose!
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| theshaggz09 |
Posted on 21-03-2011 09:02
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull, and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
You have $5. Chuck Norris has $3. Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Posted on 21-03-2011 19:27
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Scooby said.... " ruh roh, its Swhuck Rorris "
Well, if you don't like it....you can get a bowl of "DEEZNUTZ"...
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| Evil_Zodiac |
Posted on 21-03-2011 20:47
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You Know The Earthquake In Japan....Fuckin Chuck Norris Getting Careless With His Round House Kicks!
"Hey!, Hey! I'm Gonna Have To Ask You To Go Fuck Yourself!!!"- [*DoGz*] Evil_Zodiac |
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| Batty |
Posted on 21-03-2011 21:14
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Evil_Zodiac wrote:
You Know The Earthquake In Japan....Fuckin Chuck Norris Getting Careless With His Round House Kicks!
lol... too soon?
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| Evil_Zodiac |
Posted on 22-03-2011 00:21
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"Hey!, Hey! I'm Gonna Have To Ask You To Go Fuck Yourself!!!"- [*DoGz*] Evil_Zodiac
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| redhat |
Posted on 22-03-2011 02:17
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The Pope is elected by Cardinals who survive a roundhouse kick in the face. Once in a while, 1 of them survives...
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| Kensei |
Posted on 22-03-2011 02:56
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"Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."
"Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage."
... and finally:
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."
Kensei
I fight with flare, not forethought, sir...
You guys are just BEGGING to face the Moose!
If cats are putting slices of bread on their heads and taking pictures, they're proving to be almost as intelligent as we are!
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| Kush |
Posted on 22-03-2011 22:24
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Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up, he pushes the earth down. |
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| Kush |
Posted on 22-03-2011 22:25
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Chuck Norris could cure cancer with his tears but he never cries. |
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Posted on 23-03-2011 16:40
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Chuck Norris doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it..
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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| No pancake mix |
Posted on 23-03-2011 17:05
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Chuck Norris has pancake mix... |
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