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Pretzel's Gift to My Dad and I
Shaggy
Alright, well initially I was really disappointed (because I hate that movie with an undying passion) with the first package Scooby (my dad) and I (Shaggy) recieved from dear old Pretz..

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But then tonight I got home from school and I had an open package sitting on my bed and I found a funny ass (Pretzel type) present which is the only reason I actually took pictures.

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Though this is hilarious, I have to ask Pretz.. What was your thinking behind this? Lol
Have more fun than a well oiled midget
 
subwolfer
lol is that a blow up doll that is anatomically incorrect.....Grin
"If you want to be happy be ignorant, if you want to know the truth prepare to become a cynic"

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pretzel
I realize this will take a moment of explanation this is designed to get you and perhaps your dad some smoking hotties.


Think about it what do girls love?

1. Twilight

2. Chocolate

3. Black dudes

Now I know you can find chocolate and then you sir have a party. All you need to add to that is riot punch (grain alcohol & kool-aid) or a fruity beverage like strawberry daquiris and its a slam dunk.
Edited by pretzel on 20-01-2010 03:11
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
 
Scooby
Don't you mean slam drunk?...lol
 
Shaggy
HAHAHAHAH! see pretz, i went the "insulting" route and figured that you were calling us gay... hahah. but instead, you have provided us with a chick magnet party! lol
Have more fun than a well oiled midget
 
pretzel
Shaggy wrote:
HAHAHAHAH! see pretz, i went the "insulting" route and figured that you were calling us gay... hahah. but instead, you have provided us with a chick magnet party! lol


I don't believe in derogatory gift giving. I do mean slam drunk and if your ever going to have a 3 way with another dude it may as well be with one that's not anatomically correct.
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
 
CronicBob
<3 Pretzel
 
Shaggy
Damnit bob, I was gonna do that. Haha.

None-the-less

<3 pretzel
Have more fun than a well oiled midget
 
Wtf
Wow you guys really r all freaks Grin Gotta love ya though!!!
<3 [*DoGz*]
Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker
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CronicBob
<3 <3 <3 Pretzel
 
Sw33tblooD
that is a so kool gift@!

im kinda jealous...i trade vibrator for dollSmile
Luna Scarlett
 
Shaggy
No, ours is more versitile! Hahahahaha
Have more fun than a well oiled midget
 
pretzel
shaggy now can use the most epic pickup line ever.

"ever had a 3 way with a black man?"
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
 
Shaggy
I already tried to get my gf to take a pic with it... lol.. she said no. I told I was going to bring it over when she was sleeping. HAHA
Have more fun than a well oiled midget
 
Sw33tblooD
Shaggy wrote:
I already tried to get my gf to take a pic with it... lol.. she said no. I told I was going to bring it over when she was sleeping. HAHA




that would be hilarious!
Luna Scarlett
 
Shaggy
Thats the idea. :]
Have more fun than a well oiled midget
 
CronicBob
shaggy u gotta take a picture of her with it while she is sleeping. the pictures would be more hilarious that way.
 
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