Its a Pretzel Xmas gift!
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Posted on 23-12-2009 15:33
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Just opened my pretzel xmas gift, was told to document it well. Fucking hilarious!
The contents of which are:
Meekachu greeting card
Happy Kwanza amazon gift card
cell, pretz, and steal love triangle
A tie?
Package of hand warmers
1 dollar bill
An "office" tshirt
an italian coin with a piece of paper that says "guido"
A tojan "extacy her pleasure" condom, with what looks like a hit of "e" lol...
Cool ass tunderbird aviation business card and pen
The man show dvd--season 3 disc 1?
Notorious BIG CD, Life after death-disc one?
A crown royal bag-the contents of which are listed below
Puffs pluss travel pack
2 travel flossers
1 futuristic looking set of nail clippers
2 candy necklaces
1 package of lemongrass tea
a ghiradelli intense dark chocolate aquare
travel bottle of axe shower gel
lmfao...quite possibly the best christmas gift ever lol.....couldnt stop laughing the entire time...
I <3 pretzel lol.
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lettuce |
Posted on 23-12-2009 15:38
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AAHAHAHHAA. Damn.. I want one. |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 16:08
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Fusioneer
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the tie is a zipper tie so even you can get a job! |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 16:11
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Fusioneer
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need cell to post his now since his is slightly different |
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Steal Your Face |
Posted on 23-12-2009 16:24
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it is a pretty bitchin tie....lol |
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CronicBob |
Posted on 23-12-2009 16:33
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wow...disturbing how badly i want a mikaachu card!!! |
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Posted on 23-12-2009 18:08
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bump cuz someone went grave digging on posts.. |
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Mikaa |
Posted on 23-12-2009 18:09
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You pretty much owe me one now... </3 |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 18:11
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lettuce wrote:
AAHAHAHHAA. Damn.. I want one.
you know the price for a pretzel package!!!! |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 18:14
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Mikaa wrote:
You pretty much owe me one now... </3
pm me your address Mr. Ginger |
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Mikaa |
Posted on 23-12-2009 18:17
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Why did you delete me bitch?! |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 18:29
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I'm in the motherland (Canada) till January. Uponst my return your candy ass will be shipped 1 pretzel christmas box that you will cherish and treat as a religious experience. I anger deleted you when you refused to complete my christmas tradition which will now be lost to the world. You must however post pictures of your christmas box or your removed from the list permanently and next year is chocolate turtles & dental dams so ya keep that in mind chief. |
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Mikaa |
Posted on 23-12-2009 18:41
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My birthdays in like 19 days! come party it up with me! hahaha |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 19:01
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you live too close to newfies sir. |
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Steal Your Face |
Posted on 23-12-2009 19:16
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so is that a real hit of e or are you fucking with me lol... |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 20:33
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Steal Your Face wrote:
so is that a real hit of e or are you fucking with me lol...
there is a way to find out. |
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ohyesidid |
Posted on 23-12-2009 21:19
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Candy Necklaces for the win!! Ahahahahaha. Dont take the E steal its probably a roofie! ahahahahaha.
Where's BOB??????
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Mikaa |
Posted on 23-12-2009 21:33
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HAY STEAL! I KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! |
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Steal Your Face |
Posted on 23-12-2009 22:08
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then come here and sex me up mikaa |
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pretzel |
Posted on 23-12-2009 22:44
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still waiting on fail cell to post pictures. |
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