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Red Skelton = Santa Claus
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 15:16
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HE SENT ME WHISKEY... IN THE MAIL!!!!!!! also a super warm hat that made my scalp sweat after 10 seconds, an aborted baby in a jar, maple syrup, coffee, a SCARF!, work gloves cookies and maple syrup to use as lube while I thank him in an appropriate fashion.
Edited by pretzel on 04-01-2010 15:16
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| ohyesidid |
Posted on 04-01-2010 15:30
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Thats the essential Canadian survival pack!! Warm gear, wiskey, maple anything and ketchup chips!! The aborted fetus in a jar is strawberry Rhubarb jam that i made myself! Bet you wish you would have provided me an address now eh butch!! Ahahahahaha.
Where's BOB??????
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| lettuce |
Posted on 04-01-2010 17:24
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I'm jealous. |
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 17:37
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lettuce wrote:
I'm jealous.
your too secretive to receive a box full of Christmas joy. Red 1upped me with the booze now I have to step my game up and send one back now that I have his address!
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 17:38
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also lettuce notice that hat!
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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Posted on 04-01-2010 18:24
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He's just pimping out his jam now.. He put crack in it so people will get hooked start paying for it. |
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| Shaggy |
Posted on 04-01-2010 18:27
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Lettuce, I'm jealous too with all of this gifting going on. Haha 
But now that I think about it bob did send me a headset. <3
Have more fun than a well oiled midget
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Posted on 04-01-2010 18:58
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pretzel ur gonna have to one up the rum by mailing him some heroin...represent USA |
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Posted on 04-01-2010 20:23
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Put me down for some Absinthe 
ozone
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| lettuce |
Posted on 04-01-2010 21:40
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yo.. re-gift and send me that hat, pretz. |
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 22:11
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lettuce wrote:
yo.. re-gift and send me that hat, pretz.
what part of mailing something requires an address isn't understandable in vegetable language?
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 22:12
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CronicBob wrote:
pretzel ur gonna have to one up the rum by mailing him some heroin...represent USA
heroin is a nasty drug, hes getting a fun drug. Red make sure you drink a lot of water and pick up some glowsticks. I'm sending you a topshelf specimen.
also that jam is damn tasty, you sir are a hero of rhubarb!
Edited by pretzel on 04-01-2010 22:14
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| Sw33tblooD |
Posted on 04-01-2010 22:15
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CAN SOMEONE SEND EM A GIFT@!!!
Luna Scarlett
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| Mikaa |
Posted on 04-01-2010 22:20
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pretzel wrote:
lettuce wrote:
yo.. re-gift and send me that hat, pretz.
what part of mailing something requires an address isn't understandable in vegetable language?
HAHAHA I KNOW! I was going to take the Christmas card I bought for the misses and send it to her! Yes I haven't sent the girl I love a Christmas card yet.. DON'T JUDGE ME! |
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Posted on 04-01-2010 22:23
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He lovesssssss that Canadian flag tape.. I had to bust open my box cutter to get through the tape barrier on mine.. |
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 23:03
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Mikaa wrote:
He lovesssssss that Canadian flag tape.. I had to bust open my box cutter to get through the tape barrier on mine..
ya I had to ditch the pocket knife and go for the mean looking one to get through that tape, it was reminiscent of the Berlin wall and it was definitely a battle. and Mikaa there's no need to get your misses a Christmas card, just use your tongue.
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 23:04
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Sw33tblooD wrote:
CAN SOMEONE SEND EM A GIFT@!!!
wait you mean sirent didn't send you anything yet? I SEE MY OPENING! WHATS YOUR ADDRESS.
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| pretzel |
Posted on 04-01-2010 23:05
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ya just had to post again congratulating red on his rhubarb jam skills. wow. exquisite.
lettuce.: FUCKING PLAY OR YOU SUCK DICK
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| Mikaa |
Posted on 04-01-2010 23:13
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hahaha.
I'm enjoying that shit for many breakfasts to come!
She's 323km away! Sadly my tongue isn't that long! |
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| Steal Your Face |
Posted on 05-01-2010 01:07
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seriously....i want some strawberry rhubarb jam....
We used to have rhubarb plants near by, but they are long gone. I totally miss rhubarb pie... |
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