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Curiosity killed the cat..........and possibly the cellular
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| IhasAcellular |
Posted on 05-07-2009 16:00
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Well, it all started on a warm July morning. The birds were chirping....the sun was shining....and I was browsing ebay!............and what do I come upon?......
The first thing that shot into my mind.....was the sham wow commercial! where the man says "hey....you know the germans make good stuff....please hold while I go punch a hooker" so...I was like HELL YES....and threw in a bid.
I am a self confessed Ebay addict and ended up paying 20.50$ for this burger in said can.
I could not WAIT for it to be delivered. It was like christmas morning on july 3rd when I went to get the mail.... THERE IT WAS! in a blue and white USPS box. I opened the box and read the instructions. "Boil for 10 mins" so im like "AIGHT SON"
I placed the can upon a beautiful white plate (bad idea......it screwed up my pictures) and ventured on.........opening the can.
I then fully removed its smelly, squishy meatyness from its aluminum prision....
I decided to go in for a better look..............................bad idea.
I began to consume the german "meat".......if you can even call it that.
It had its own unique taste.......it had the "tangyness" of a sausage....but the bland flavor....of a soy burger (you know, those ones you were given at school!)
the burger had some weird sort of tomato paste on it....not ketchup. It also had what appeared to be onions and pickles o.O
I had gotten down to the last bite.....................I was almost done!
Then I saw my dog sitting there.....looking at me like a retard. so I decided to spare myself the last.......squishy bite and feed it to him.
He seemed to enjoy it MUCH more than I did.
I've learned a life lesson from this.........................
Dont trust the germans, the shamwow guy, and never.........buy canned meat off of ebay. |
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| CronicBob |
Posted on 05-07-2009 16:54
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it looks like a shiza burger if i ever saw one! damn germans! |
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| IhasAcellular |
Posted on 05-07-2009 18:20
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hahaha |
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| captawesome |
Posted on 05-07-2009 22:17
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thats kinda gross man.. |
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| IhasAcellular |
Posted on 05-07-2009 23:33
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What gives you that idea cappy.................................................................. -.-
Just a tad......... |
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| subwolfer |
Posted on 06-07-2009 01:14
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how did you come up with that??
"If you want to be happy be ignorant, if you want to know the truth prepare to become a cynic"
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| IhasAcellular |
Posted on 06-07-2009 13:47
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oh the things you find on ebay.................... |
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| Tolik the Terrible |
Posted on 09-07-2009 20:11
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man dont eat that u will be poison |
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| subwolfer |
Posted on 10-07-2009 04:13
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ed
"If you want to be happy be ignorant, if you want to know the truth prepare to become a cynic"
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| Sea j |
Posted on 29-07-2009 16:30
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ever decide to order the canned bacon?
i hope not. |
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| mygun |
Posted on 30-07-2009 01:35
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Cell.... If I were you I would stop letting people know you ingested that...  |
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| JohnBoyFL |
Posted on 31-07-2009 02:49
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$20 for burger in a can??? Ouch!!! |
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| IhasAcellular |
Posted on 31-07-2009 22:04
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its not as bad as some of the stuff you have had in your mouth mygun.......
The bacon shall arrive! I've heard its not bad
15$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| IhasAcellular |
Posted on 06-01-2010 02:00
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Yes....I grave dig my own posts! SO WHAT, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT? |
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| lettuce |
Posted on 06-01-2010 02:48
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AHHAHAA |
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| ohyesidid |
Posted on 06-01-2010 09:46
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Just curious! Calm down! ahahahahaha
Where's BOB??????
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| CptnCoke |
Posted on 06-01-2010 18:16
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the bun looks good enough |
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| Sw33tblooD |
Posted on 06-01-2010 19:59
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in n out is 20 a burger
Luna Scarlett
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| IhasAcellular |
Posted on 06-01-2010 21:46
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I've wanted to try in n out for so damn long......they are only in like cali though =\ SEND ME SOME! |
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| CptnCoke |
Posted on 07-01-2010 00:41
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its only like 13 something for a double in arizona |
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