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Spicy Food
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| xero_limits |
Posted on 05-02-2013 01:55
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So as we all know this past weekend was the Super Bowl weekend. Some people watch the football game, some went off to drink, and in many other cases, both. I drank but didn't care for the game. I don't normally talk about my nighttime endeavors but this particular case was..special and in hindsight, freaking hilarious. Around dinner time, me and a friend I'll call "Zach" decided to go eat at a Thai restaurant because we love Thai food and we haven't ate it in ages. For the uninitiated, Thai food can be extremely spicy, so spicy, you could have a digestive problem. Zach and I didn't give a crap because we were horrendously hungry and we love the spicy stuff. So we went all out and spent around $50 worth of spicy Thai food. After a hearty meal, we commence the bar raids for the night. After a while, we found a nice place to hang out where the atmosphere was lively with music and the Super Bowl. At this point, this is mine and Zach's testimonies of the night and after. Then we met these two girls. "Stacy," a blonde girl who I can give a fair rating of 7 out of 10 and "Laura," a girl that I will label as fugly - fat-ugly. Zach reminded me of a favor I owe him so now I'm the official wingman. We proceeded with a conversation of the game and later about my adventures in the military. Jarhead, I know this is bad habit but I'm young and was at the border of buzzed and blazed. While I glorified myself, Stacy seemed to keep a keen eye on me and I liked it. Long story short, I ended up getting trashed and decided to go home but I couldn't since Zach's friend was our ride. Zach reminded me of our agreement with Stacy so I asked Laura if she could give me a ride home. Somehow her ears translated that to "Hey, let's go home and do the dance with no pants." She took me to her apartment and things were about to get serious until something hit me. I ate lava-level Thai food about 5 hours ago and they want out. My potty time turned into agony because I felt like I was a dragon breathing fire off the rear end. After the self-induced torture, let's just say I was not able to dance at all and ended up passing out mid sentence on the bed. Today I woke up at approximately 3pm at the sound of crunching Doritos. I turned over and saw an elephant with underwear eating Doritos while watching Gilmore Girl. About 12 hours of my life are completely unaccounted for but Laura swears nothing happen because it was impossible to get me up (waking up, not..you know). With nothing to say I put on my clothes, called Zach, who apparently had a great night, took me home and slept until now. Moral of the story: spicy food is a double edge sword where in this case, I almost committed suicide but I also saved myself from being crushed.
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James Mattis, USMC - my personal hero.
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Posted on 05-02-2013 04:30
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Fusioneer
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lol man, this is fuckin hilarious!!! I could only imagine!!
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| No pancake mix |
Posted on 05-02-2013 06:31
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And the Thai food saves the day!....while giving your ass an angry beat down though aha, sounds like one helluva night/day |
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| ohyesidid |
Posted on 05-02-2013 06:59
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That was pretty epic! ahahahaha.
Where's BOB??????
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Posted on 05-02-2013 10:13
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Although I'm still worried about those 12 missing hours, even if Laura said nothing happened. I'm on my way to the hospital to check myself.
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James Mattis, USMC - my personal hero.
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Posted on 05-02-2013 13:21
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I cant believe you drank yourself into a 12hr blackout. closest I came was my 4hr blackout with me waking up in the hospital. I told my friends next time let me sleep it off! ahahahaha
Where's BOB??????
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| Cheech86 |
Posted on 05-02-2013 14:19
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lmao..... thai food
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| xero_limits |
Posted on 05-02-2013 14:41
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Quick update: I AM CLEAN!!!!
@Red: It's not just the alcohol that left me unconscious for 12 hours, it was a combination of little sleep days beforehand, lots of Flaming Dr. Pepper (amazing shit), and twenty minutes to an eternity of this:
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James Mattis, USMC - my personal hero.
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| ohyesidid |
Posted on 05-02-2013 18:56
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xero_limits wrote:
Quick update: I AM CLEAN!!!!
@Red: It's not just the alcohol that left me unconscious for 12 hours, it was a combination of little sleep days beforehand, lots of Flaming Dr. Pepper (amazing shit), and twenty minutes to an eternity of this:
I think your date ruffied you! ahahahaha.
Where's BOB??????
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| xero_limits |
Posted on 05-02-2013 19:09
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I wouldn't be surprised. Only thing is I remember everything up until I passed out. Must have been a delay
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James Mattis, USMC - my personal hero.
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| jarhead |
Posted on 05-02-2013 19:48
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Love the Thai food - Thai hot! Now the drinking until your unconscious for 12 years is more than I can handle any more. A funny story nonetheless. 
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| xero_limits |
Posted on 05-02-2013 20:36
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Memories of the experience keeps me from laughing too hard
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James Mattis, USMC - my personal hero.
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| A Really Nice Girl |
Posted on 05-02-2013 20:38
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Xero..... |
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Posted on 05-02-2013 22:40
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I love spicy food. Almost anything I put crushed red pepper on it. Love crush red pepper.
That was just hilarious!
"Nobody really knows what they're doing. We're all just trying to figure out what makes us happy."
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| A Really Nice Girl |
Posted on 05-02-2013 22:44
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*crunch crunch crunch.....*
From now on you will never be able to see a bag of duritos without thinking of what could have been....
*crunch crunch snap goes your rib cage*
Muhahah |
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| xero_limits |
Posted on 05-02-2013 23:51
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oh my fucking god....really? now i'm forced to remind myself of that which then reminds me of spitting fire the wrong way. Your alias is a freaking lie
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James Mattis, USMC - my personal hero.
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| DukeNukem |
Posted on 06-02-2013 00:46
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A Really Nice Girl wrote:
*crunch crunch crunch.....*
From now on you will never be able to see a bag of duritos without thinking of what could have been....
*crunch crunch snap goes your rib cage*
Muhahah
Its down to you and me, you one eyed freak!
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| terrowrist |
Posted on 06-02-2013 01:39
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A Really Nice Girl wrote:
*crunch crunch crunch.....*
From now on you will never be able to see a bag of duritos without thinking of what could have been....
*crunch crunch snap goes your rib cage*
Muhahah
A Really Hotttt Girl!
"Nobody really knows what they're doing. We're all just trying to figure out what makes us happy."
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